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No More candy 4 U

Yeah. Not one of Prince’s better efforts, that particular song. Or that entire album, the truth be told. He badly needs a producer willing to tell him “No”. Not that I think he’s likely to value my opinion much. Still, if I don’t say it… What with it being Wednesday, it’s time for my regular […]

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It's a brand new day, and the sun is high, all the birds are singing…

Ooh.. something new to promote, featuring a rich trove of my own dutifully handwritten content!* The new thing in this case is MacTheMag issue one, the brainchild of the exceedingly brainy Matthew Powell (seriously — don’t argue with this man about anything trivial except professional wrestling. It’s his one hidden trivia weakness. Otherwise, an impeccable

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Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.

On the plus side of bad back pain: More time to watch old episodes of Futurama. I’m trying to be positive, you see. Actually, things are slowly looking up, and I’m slowly getting back into work, which is good. Somebody’s got to earn a living, and the children keep complaining about “needing to eat” and

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