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I'm sorry — you're doing WHAT?

Some stories just beggar belief… My initial response to this story was sheer disbelief. Then I started to wonder if I had accidentally emigrated to…

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I've come to realise that you have as much right as anyone to enter the nice person of the year contest…

“There’s only one thing against you. The fact that you’re a repulsive creep.” What a wonderful show The Goodies is. If only they’d release more…

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People called Romans they go the house? This is most irregular…

What goes on tour, stays on tour, as they say. Except when it doesn’t. As in the case with this Segway-laden video. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ4RHRAmcgI[/youtube] I’m possibly…

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High on crack, totin' a machine gun…

Ah, the joy of random lyrics. Matched only by the joy of another review, this time at CNET.com.au: Netcomm BP504UK: “Manufacturers love a standard design….

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Here I was thinking that what I needed was a lawnmower…

When in fact, what I wanted was a tank. From this story at the ABC: “The Defence Department is urging war veterans and historical groups…

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Insert your own "Vwommm… Vwommm…" noises here.

And he’s never even seen Star Wars. Well, not yet. His older sister has, but she only liked the droids, because they were (in her…

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Ow. Also, what I don't get is…

if a part of my body is defined by a medical professional as “necrotic”, why does it HURT so much? (Not going into details here….

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Lifestyles of the poor and sleepy…

Back from the Influence forum (sadly without a personalised Segway, but you can’t have everything) — those who want to gawk at a bed I’ve…

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Segway of Death

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I'm a walking medical miracle…

Somehow, after eating my body weight in Mentos, I managed to survive drinking a glass of Coke. Which is, technically, meant to be suicide. Or…

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