Some stories just beggar belief… My initial response to this story was sheer disbelief. Then I started to wonder if I had accidentally emigrated to the U.S. by accident. Then I got angry.. Random thoughts that popped through my head: They’re children, not fashion accessories. There’s nothing guaranteed about IVF to begin with, and the […]
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“There’s only one thing against you. The fact that you’re a repulsive creep.” What a wonderful show The Goodies is. If only they’d release more of them on DVD. Like, say, all of them, in season sets. And don’t give me any of that “they’re not of sufficient video quality” rubbish — it’s the jokes
What goes on tour, stays on tour, as they say. Except when it doesn’t. As in the case with this Segway-laden video. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ4RHRAmcgI[/youtube] I’m possibly in the background of a few shots; sadly owing to camera issues, my epic, Mano y Mano (not to mention Brother y Brother) Segway battle was not immortalised for the
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Ah, the joy of random lyrics. Matched only by the joy of another review, this time at CNET.com.au: Netcomm BP504UK: “Manufacturers love a standard design. For a start, it makes their products instantly recognisable — you can tell an iPod is an iPod because, ultimately, it looks like one.”
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When in fact, what I wanted was a tank. From this story at the ABC: “The Defence Department is urging war veterans and historical groups to write in and tell them why they deserve a free decommissioned Leopard Tank.” Tanks. That have never been used. No, nothing could possibly go wrong with giving members of
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And he’s never even seen Star Wars. Well, not yet. His older sister has, but she only liked the droids, because they were (in her words) “all sparkly”. Still, years from now, I’ll be able to look at this photo with my son, and say to him “Luc… I am your father!” (Alex ducks pre-emptively.
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if a part of my body is defined by a medical professional as “necrotic”, why does it HURT so much? (Not going into details here. You might be eating your dinner, or something)
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Back from the Influence forum (sadly without a personalised Segway, but you can’t have everything) — those who want to gawk at a bed I’ve slept in (although it feels right now like I didn’t actually sleep all that much, or not as much as I should have) should check out my brother’s Junket vlog
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Somehow, after eating my body weight in Mentos, I managed to survive drinking a glass of Coke. Which is, technically, meant to be suicide. Or something. Clearly, like Clubber Lang, I am the baddest man in the world. Or perhaps not. While I was testing the boundaries of science, gastronomy and common sense, I was
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