Posted in Humour

Clawing my eyes out as I type this…

This is SCARING ME! [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A2Fs1hwYQo[/youtube] (Credit where credit’s due: I spotted this on Gizmodo.com.au, and they pinched it from RobotsRule.com. Now, if you don’t mind,…

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Posted in Humour Personal

From golf to gardening…

Once upon a time, I was a young nipper. These days, I’m probably a middle-aged nipper. Still, it beats elderly curmudgeon by a country mile….

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Posted in Administrative

Election fever!

Let’s see if this poll thing works: {democracy:2} (Feel free to leave a comment outlining your choice, if the mood strikes you)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

10 Work, clean, look after kids. 20 Repeat 365 If only the editor worked, and I could insert line 15 (“Sleep”) in there somewhere. Now,…

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Somewhere here on Earth…

It’s late, I’m tired, and all my funny has been used up (or drained out) by the kids. Still, even though the newsagent’s is closed…

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There ain't no technology I can't kill…

Now, I’m not the World’s Greatest Gardener — a title which is bestowed, as far as I can see, through owning a coffee cup that…

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When you're stoned, baby, and I am drunk…

iPods. Everyone seems to love them. Except, apparently, the Eskimos of the frozen north, who view them as a nuisance, invading the igloos and eating…

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Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich, Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich

In between ranting at avaricious IVF couples and doing the whole Web 2.0 thing (just as it’s about to become Web 2.1), I also write…

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Facebook Benchmark 1.0…

Righteo. Having finally succumbed to the modern social networking peril that is Facebook, I’m going to put it to the test. Specifically, I’ve put about…

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You're STILL doing WHAT? You feel WHAT?

This story just gets stupider and stupider…  “She said when they found out they were having twins, her partner who was carrying them, said she…

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