I've come to realise that you have as much right as anyone to enter the nice person of the year contest…

“There’s only one thing against you. The fact that you’re a repulsive creep.”
What a wonderful show The Goodies is. If only they’d release more of them on DVD. Like, say, all of them, in season sets. And don’t give me any of that “they’re not of sufficient video quality” rubbish — it’s the jokes and writing that count, not whether or not they’re Blu-Ray suitable…Netguide Magazine. Black Pudding Extra.
What they* have released, however, is the latest issue of Netguide Magazine**. Within its Ecky-Thumpless*** pages, you’ll find my reviews of 15 different mobile phones, as well as standalone reviews of ADSL2exchanges.com.au, Netgear SPH101, Logitech Squeezebox, CA Internet Security Suite Flash Drive, Ulead Video Studio 11 Plus, Beyonwiz SP-1, Oticon Epoq Streamer, Belkin Laptop Cooling Stand, Sandisk Sansa Express, and games reviews of Transformers: The Game (PC), Call of Juarez (PC, Xbox 360), The Darkness (Xbox 360, PS3) and Flatout: Ultimate Carnage (Xbox 360).
So. Newsagents. Go. Acquire. Lest I be forced to set the Giant Kitten on you.
*Y’know. They.
**Smoooooooth segue, there, Mr Kidman. As distinct from smooth Segways, of course.
*** Is that even a word? It should be…

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