Ah, Conan The Librarian. A true classic, no longer taught in schools. Well, not sane ones, anyway.
And that’s as good a segue as I can muster (when I’ve got a blistering headache) into my latest online published work:
Road Angel Navigator 3000: “Having your map data corrupted by a dodgy MP3 of Barbie Girl doesn’t seem like a very good idea to us…”