I never did understand that lyric. Then again, Will Smith is a multimillionaire*, and I just have male pattern baldness. So he probably wins on that score.

And that’s a wonderful** segue into something you could win — one of my current “let’s clear stuff out of the house” eBay auctions! How have you lived all this time without (nearly) the first twenty Fighting Fantasy books? It’s been a sad, shallow existence, I know, but Uncle Alex is here to make it all better — and all you have to do is BID NOW!!!

*Albeit a multimillionaire who doesn’t believe in toilet paper, apparently…

** Wonderful clearly being equal to “tenuous” in this context, clearly

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