And I’ve already had two of my three.
#1: Stop breathing for a period of time; don’t sleep thereafter (see previous entries for more details)
#2: This morning, the bookcase/shelf in the laundry collapsed. Much broken glass, bits of bent metal, dented tins of catfood and a massive, rotting shelf that i had to lug out of the laundry somehow. Except that it’s already full of the stuff that was up on the deck, so it’s twice as hard. My back and shoulders currently feel like they’re going to beat my lungs to collapsing.
At this rate, bad luck #3 is going to involve falling elephants…