Somebody take this dark cloud away…

My beloved daughter has just informed me that she keeps a Rhinoceros in the back yard. But not just an “ordinary” Rhinoceros. Apparently, this particular odd toed ungulate is an “enormous” Rhino; she was very keen that I understand this wasn’t just some titchy little African Savannah dweller. Oh, and apparently she rides around on it. When I asked her if she held onto the horn in order to keep her balance, she told me I was being silly. Apparently it has a big cape on its back, and she holds onto that.
So, just to reiterate, if my daughter is telling the 100% unblemished truth:
There’s an enormous Rhinoceros in a cape wandering around in my back yard.
Should I be worried?

About the author

Alex Kidman is a multi-award winning Australian technology writer, former editor at Gizmodo, CNET, GameSpot, ZDNet, PC Mag, APC, Finder and as a contributor to the ABC, SMH, AFR, Courier Mail, GadgetGuy, PC & Tech Authority, Atomic and many more. He's been writing professionally since 1998, and his passions include technology, social issues, education, retro gaming and professional wrestling.


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