And the future is Electric Youth…

Well, if that’s indeed true, and I can’t fight it, and, indeed, the next generation is electric, how come I can’t find anywhere on my son to plug in a toaster? For the amount of energy she’s got, I should be able to power a small city off my daughter, too. I’d hate to think that Debbie Gibson — sorry, Deborah Gibson — had been lying to me all these years.

That aside, it’s minor administrative changes time here at, with the addition of a Publishers column on the right hand side. These are some of the nice people who publish my work and in effect put food on my dining table. Be nice to them, people.

Now, back to insane late Friday schemes. Do you think it’s possible to power a hairdryer from a three month old baby boy?

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