5,310,222 bottles of beer on the wall…

According to Alexa, this blog is currently the 5,310,223rd most popular site on the Internet. So, all I have to do is sit back and wait for the other 5,310,222 sites to collapse or lose readership, and I’ll be the next Google. Who wants a gold-plated swimming pool first?

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Alex Kidman is a multi-award winning Australian technology writer, former editor at Gizmodo, CNET, GameSpot, ZDNet, PC Mag, APC, Finder and as a contributor to the ABC, SMH, AFR, Courier Mail, GadgetGuy, PC & Tech Authority, Atomic and many more. He's been writing professionally since 1998, and his passions include technology, social issues, education, retro gaming and professional wrestling.


  1. You realise, of course, that your higher ranking puts you right in my firing line, right? I mean, I can’t have you inbetween me and my gold-plated swimming pool…

  2. I did, but it came back, lurching and demanding brains. None around here though, so it sits in the corner and sulks.

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