Why, this very morning while I was digging up large chunks of my front garden — or in the case of some of the more clay-bound soil, scraping up tiny and tedious portions of garden — my written works were appearing for your reading pleasure, this time thanks to the fine and festive folks at CNET.com.au:
HP Compaq Presario B1900: “To be honest, we’re not that happy resting our palms on a pocket knife…”
Telstra F850: “Ever heard of ZTE Corporation?”