And now, I put on my investigator's hat…


Hang on a second — I have hats?
What kind of hats? I mean, an Investigator’s hat I can understand — I’ve written this month’s Investigator column in PC Authority. But the possibilities with hats are potentially infinite. I could have hats that give me strange, mystical powers, or hats that endow me with the abilities of Inspector Gadget, or simple hats that allow me to assume the identity of any of a number of professions…
Ah. It was a turn of phrase. It transpires I don’t actually have any hats at all. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

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