An astonishing thing happened overnight. Read on after the jump for the astounding news…
Yes, that’s right — a small child climbed onto my chest and drew an awful moustache on me…
Well, OK, that didn’t really happen. All that’s really happening in moustache-ville right now is a very small bit of sandpapery-style hair budding. It’s a start though. I’m still getting over the surprise of shaving with a razor… welll, a bit more than just a razor. It’s almost a Late Show sketch in itself, given that it’s got five blades (“The fifth blade sneaks up on the hair from behind, while the sixth and seventh distract it…”) and… well… it vibrates. It’s distinctly weird.
Meanwhile the donations are roaring in at a fine rate, given we’re only two days in, although it is worth noting that a large percentage of donations have so far been from people who are directly related to me. If you’re not related to me (and there’s a larger percentage of you than those who are) you clearly should be ashamed of yourselves. Luckily, there’s a solution at hand:
You can donate to my painted-on-Mo
Click this link:
and donate online using your credit card or PayPal account, or
Write a cheque payable to ‘Movember Foundation’, referencing my Registration Number 1475081 and mail it to:
PO Box 292
Prahran VIC 3181
Those who see me in person are welcome to throw money my way.
Remember, all donations over $2 are tax deductible.