The Italian heavies become involved. Only your donations can help…

Huzzah!
Another fine donation — this time from my exceptionally wonderful Italian father-in-law. Yes, that’s right.. Italian. Home of fine Pasta, fine wine, Pizza, exceptionally beautiful ladies (such as my good wife) and of course, the Mafia. They’re fond of fine moustaches, the Mafia. So I hear, you understand.
Now, I can’t say for sure that my father-in-law doesn’t have mob connections. I can’t say for sure that failure to sponsor my Mo’ might not find you wearing concrete shoes at the bottom of Sydney Harbour. I can only have an educated guess that sponsoring me right now might — I say might — be the only thing that can save your hide. Hang on… is that a violin I can hear playing in the background? I think it’s getting louder…
You’d better act quick:
Click this link:
https://www.movember.com/au/donate/donate-details.php?action=sponsorlink&rego=1475081&country=au
and donate online using your credit card or PayPal account, or
Write a cheque payable to ‘Movember Foundation’, referencing my Registration Number 1475081 and mail it to:
Movember Foundation
PO Box 292
Prahran VIC 3181
Those who see me in person are welcome to throw money my way.
Remember, all donations over $2 are tax deductible.