Or was that Connor Macleod? Or was it Zathras? It’s so hard to tell, but then we simultaneously know a lot about Microsoft’s console, as well as knowing not much at all.
Over at ABC’s technology portal, I’ve written extensively on the Xbox One’s hardware, entertainment ambitions, Animaniacs, Halo, Sons of Anarchy and everything else that you might write for a 3am console launch with lots of shiny but lots of missing pieces.
So, you know, go and read it now. I didn’t get up early for the fun of it!
Also, while you’re at it, read:
Xbox One: Where’s my pizza?