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I only need two things. Your submission…. and your obedience to my will!

I’m not actually sure — that might only be one thing. But either way, if you could be so obliging… Now, firstly, head out and…

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You think a perception filter can work on me?

Well, that took a while. Back in September last year, I succumbed to the evil that is Facebook, and set about Benchmarking it — specifically,…

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Am I the only one

Who thinks that Larabee sounds less like a processor, and more like a character who should be teaching young children the alphabet? Intel drops info…

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When the music was over, she slipped out the door…

(should have looked where she was going, really…) And on that bad joke note, here’s two reviews that went live late last week at CNET.com.au:…

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Still waiting on that pesky Mutex?

Why not pass the time with a review? Sony VAIO TP-2: “Sony’s Vaio TP-2 is a media centre designed for the living room. You couldn’t…

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Now, I'm not sure…

It is possible that my local library’s Web server just happens to be down. Or, with the following error, it might be under attack from…

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This article is brought to you by: Glagnar's Human Rinds…

Well, OK. It isn’t. Glagnar’s cheque bounced. Instead, it’s brought to you by GadgetGuy.com.au: Apple Macbook Air: “The Macbook Air – Apple’s self-proclaimed “world’s thinnest…

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The only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham…

Mmm.. ham. And that segues in no way whatsoever to today’s bit of Kidman opinion at PC Authority, once more about Macs. Apple must be…

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You walked in.. I woke up.. I've never seen such a pretty girl look so tough…

Monday is off to a flying start, and while simultaneously writing like a caffeine-addled ferret and chasing my own tail — somehow — I’ve also…

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I've paid my dues, time after time…

(From the “sing if you’re happy to be a geek” department)  I resemble far too much of the activity in this discussion thread. Far, far…

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