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Can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee?

Sometimes, I just like messing around in image applications. Nothing to see here, move along please. Also of note: The fumes that come off acid…

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And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night…

“And he’s watchin’ us all with the EYE OF THE TIGERRRRRR!” Which begs the question — how did the last known survivor get the eye…

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Administrivia

Well, I hope somebody likes the new(ish) look. (warning: Some boring administrative whinging ahead. You have been warned) The site transfer went reasonably well —…

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Destroy Ninety-Nine Percent of Known Household Pests with Pre-Sliced, Rustproof, Easy-To-Handle, Low Calorie Simpson's Individual Emperor Stringettes!*

No, I’ve not been working too hard…. In my holidaying absence, however, CNET.com.au published a couple of reviews of mine: Novonde NV-15 Personal Media Player:…

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Thriving in Armidale…

Hey, don’t blame me for the awkward post title — it’s the current advertising campaign for the town of my birth. You don’t believe me,…

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Taking a drive down memory lane..

The more astute amongst my readership — yes, that’s all three of you — might have noticed that I haven’t updated much recently. There are…

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If you can read this…

Then the parts of your brain that process the written word are working properly. That’s important, you know — it just wouldn’t do to leave…

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Site transfer imminent.. ish..

At which point this may vanish, break, or be lost forever. I guess if it does go down, you won’t be able to read this,…

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Somehow, this seems very Monday…

Especially after the review-destroying suicidal Xbox 360 hard drive incident over the weekend… Stolen from b3ta.com. Hey, it’s Monday. The least creative work gets done…

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Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

CNET.com.au has a new review of mine up: Nokia 6234: “Filling a 2GB card, that’d come to a whopping $2790 to fill it up with…

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