Yeah, I know. The subject lines — they’re not making a whole lot of sense. Blame my overall lack of sleep, which is even more wretched than usual. It does have its strange upside; as my brain struggles to stay awake, it also writes at a furious pace, as witnessed by these couple of stories […]
We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Read More »
I’ve got to stop these 3am starts… they’re killing me. They don’t seem to be hurting the old productivity, mind you, with yet another PC Authority Mac Blog hitting the virtual presses today. As a special bonus, I even sing in this one! There is nothin’ like an iMac: “Alex Kidman has a challenge for
I've been here five years, they only hung me the right way up yesterday… Read More »
Hang on a second — I have hats? What kind of hats? I mean, an Investigator’s hat I can understand — I’ve written this month’s Investigator column in PC Authority. But the possibilities with hats are potentially infinite. I could have hats that give me strange, mystical powers, or hats that endow me with the
And now, I put on my investigator's hat… Read More »
Another quick news story at PC Authority today: Dell wants you to “touch and feel”: “They won’t be as prevalent as McDonald’s, but you’ll soon be able to pop into the House of Dell (aka Officeworks) at 104 locations around Australia. Will this inspire love for Dell?”
The tiger gave a sudden cough, and when he did, his stripes fell off Read More »
Another day, another quick news piece for PC Authority: Apple updates iMac: “Who says PC Authority doesn’t have the authority to get things changed? Just a day after we post a story comparing the relative value of the iMac against desktop PCs, Apple’s announced a refresh of the iMac.”
My life is like a fairytale that nobody believes in… Read More »
Ah, but Prince writes the strangest songs. Who else in the late 70’s was filling out an album noted for syrupy ballads with an angry, almost heavy-metal style song about being betrayed by his bisexual girlfriend? Yeah. Not many. All of that has absolutely nothing to do with an article of mine that revisits territory
You had another lover, and she looked just like you… Read More »
Well, apparently. But I’m not going to get into that story. Keeping with today’s LOLCATs theme, this seems appropriate, though: As it relates very closely — there’s that dreaded context again — to my latest Mac Authority blog, live at PC Authority: Time To Play iPhone Rumour Bingo: “It seems everyone, their dog, and even
Memoirs of an International Crime Lord Read More »
Damn, but the late Spike could write a funny line. Sure, it drove him mad, but still one heck of a gift. Yep, we’re once again in out-of-context territory, with freshly minted words — nowhere near as funny as the oft-misprinted Milligna could have penned — at PC Authority: The Apple Software Catch-22: “Sometimes, you’ve
Education isn't everything; for a start it isn't an elephant. Read More »
Enough with the sluggishness! Time to start churning out stories, methinks. Oh, look. Here’s two, live today at the spiffy new-look PC Authority Web site: Mystery Eee PC Rival On The Way: “The latest pretender to the throne comes from Emtec, who will be distributing the French-developed Gdium (like Sodium with less sod and more
Then he got himself a job at a tater tot farm… Read More »