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On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round, and they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found…

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I feel I should point out that I’m not actually bad to the bone. Possibly slightly mischievous, or a bit cheeky at worst. But “Cheeky to the Bone” just doesn’t cut it in rock lyrics. In any case, what I most definitely am is published, yet again — and depending on how the family health […]

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Sprouts, pinch of chili powder, jar of curry powder, hint of tabasco sauce – well, three bottles, actually. Not so much a hint, more a party political broadcast.

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Mmm.. tasty. Today, the dentist plugged me full of drugs (not too bad), and then drilled holes in, well, my head. They used to call that Trepanation. I don’t think I was demon possessed when I went in, but I was definitely more cash-possessed. Oh well, time to turn out more words of wonderful prose,

Sprouts, pinch of chili powder, jar of curry powder, hint of tabasco sauce – well, three bottles, actually. Not so much a hint, more a party political broadcast. Read More »