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The one in which I end up with a new… errm… old console.

This is now an old, old story — it happened back in 2008! — but I’m republishing it as I’ve still got said console, and…

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Adventures in Search Engines…

I’m reliably informed that one way to ensure lots of healthy web traffic is to ensure that your Web site is stocked with lots of…

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Feeling sluggish?

Well, I was today. Stuff still got done, but in a lethargic kind of way. So it’s rather appropriate that when I headed out to…

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Don't you know it's weasel stomping day?

Is it self-indulgent of me to link stuff that I haven’t written, but where I’m quoted as an expert in a given field? Heck, yes…

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She's got legs, she knows how to use them…

What a stupid lyric that is. I mean, think about it. What’s “she” going to do, suddenly forget that there’s these fleshy protuberances under her…

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There is no stopping them. The Ants will soon be here…

Many, many things to write about — from Robotic Grannies to infants with lung infections to the bizarre sight of the rain on the plain…

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Neither rain, nor snow, nor blinding sinus infection…

I just spent the last three days in bed. It’s not as much fun as it sounds; rather than, say, three days in bed with…

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I may not be able to taste anything but varnish fumes right now, but I can still write…

As evidenced by this review, live today at CNET.com.au Samsung A711: “If you’re a secret agent, pressed for time and need to flee this Web…

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Mr Simpson? The tar is making me dizzy…

It would seem only appropriate on the 40th Birthday of LOGO for me to point out one of my favourite opinion columns; like LOGO, it’s…

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Sprouts, pinch of chili powder, jar of curry powder, hint of tabasco sauce – well, three bottles, actually. Not so much a hint, more a party political broadcast.

Mmm.. tasty. Today, the dentist plugged me full of drugs (not too bad), and then drilled holes in, well, my head. They used to call…

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