And again, if you know the answer to that one, you’re as old as I am. I certainly feel old today.
Which is a clumsy segue into a story about another old man, this time at APCMag.com:
Read Bill Gates’ scathing email about “unusable” Windows: “The Ex-MS supremo found Windows “unusable”. But which version?”
More classic Young Ones time! Shamelessly stolen from an appropriate web page:
Vyvyan: Ah, true. Okay, what’s the procedure for the approach of a humpback bridge?
Vampire: Approaching a humpback bridge, you should slow down and check in both rear-view mirrors. If no-one is behind you you should RIP OUT A VIRGIN’S THROAT AND-
Vyvyan: Ah-ha! Ah-ha! Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! Driving instructor my bottom! You’re a vampire and there’s no denying it!
Vampire: Oh Outspan!