Nothing quite compares to a varied portfolio of work

Hey, they can’t all be stories about the iPhone 3G, despite appearances. Hopefully, however, this doesn’t herald a trend towards me becoming the premier reviewer of titles aimed at young girls — if only because the music is truly painful…

Hannah Montana Music Jam: “When mild-mannered Miley Stewart eats a banana, she becomes … no, wait, that’s Bananaman. When night falls, Miley Stewart assumes the mantle of the bat, dishing out vigilante justice in the guise of … no, that’s Batman. After her uncle was murdered by a burglar … no, that’s Spider-Man. Drat. Secret identities are so hard to keep track of…”

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