I'll just make out this bill of sale. How do you spell penguin?

P-N-Guin.
How do you pronounce it?
P-E-N-G-U-I-N.
I’ll write that down. E-Z-L-X-Q. Drat this pen! It can’t spell.
Thankfully, I can, as can be seen at CNET.com.au, which has my latest review up and running:
McAfee Total Protection 2007: “A name like “Total Protection” should inspire confidence — it’s the main hook for a number of toothpaste manufacturers, not to mention condom companies…”