Whew. A busy day today. As a quick test, try to work out which of the following activities I haven’t done today.

• Tested PVRs
• Flattened the battery on a phone
• Tried to get a watch to pair with a phone
• Shoveled Chicken Dung
• Walked to and from school
• Toured the mean streets of Perth
• Watch a man get knocked out
• Benchmarked a laptop
• Stared Godzilla in the eyes.
  
• Tested Networking equipment
• Chased (sigh) high resolution product shots
• Grilled some Devon
• Been screamed at by a child
• Discontentedly wondered why it is I’ve never made it to E3
• Been shouted at by a noisy silver cube
• Shouted on Twitter about being shouted at by a noisy silver cube
  
• Made bad Portal-themed jokes with grown adults who should know better
• Had a review published. Like, say, this one:
  Samsung ST50: “In many instances, we’d make a selection or pick a shot, only to have the ST50 sit there twiddling whatever passes for thumbs in the digital compact world, largely because it hadn’t registered the button press properly…”
• Had a heater trip the power switches in the house.
• Twice.
• While saving something on a computer connected to the same circuit.
• Twice.

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