Buddy you’re a young man, hard man, shoutin’ in the street, gonna take on the world some day

Ah, now that’s better.
I wrote something else, although I have previously mentioned it here, so does it count? I guess I make up the rules, so heck, yes, it does!
Beijing 2008 (PC): “Nobody’s yet come up with a better method for simulating the various events than one that simply boils down to “bash buttons as frantically as possible”…”