Eccles: “Well, ummm… My fadder was clever”
Bluebottle: “Oh. What did ‘e do?”
Eccles: “Nuttin. He was really clever.”
Meanwhile, the rest of us plough on, not being clever enough to do nothing. Witness, for example, this fine example of not doing nothing, live at PC Authority:
Mac Authority: Is now a good time to buy Apple shares? “Should you really have bought 10 million Apple shares last week? Alex Kidman, as always, has an opinion…”