There’s nothing deadlier than a monkey with a lightsaber…

Another day, another satire-tinged Bluescreen column for

Faking the iPhone for fun and profit: “Bluescreen ponders many great things. What exactly young children see in Go Diego Go, and whether Diego is borderline retarded. Why Kevin Rudd reminds Bluescreen of Orinoco Womble. And why Bluescreen has such an inconveniently large mortgage, and what can be done to fix that.”

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