My beloved daughter has just informed me that she keeps a Rhinoceros in the back yard. But not just an “ordinary” Rhinoceros. Apparently, this particular odd toed ungulate is an “enormous” Rhino; she was very keen that I understand this wasn’t just some titchy little African Savannah dweller. Oh, and apparently she rides around on it. When I asked her if she held onto the horn in order to keep her balance, she told me I was being silly. Apparently it has a big cape on its back, and she holds onto that.

So, just to reiterate, if my daughter is telling the 100% unblemished truth:

There’s an enormous Rhinoceros in a cape wandering around in my back yard.

Should I be worried?

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