Lovely…

Humour

The world’s foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he
sees a LP record in the window of a charity shop: “Wasp noises from around
the world”. Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it.
“Certainly,” says the shop assistant and pops it onto his turntable. After
listening to the first track for a while, the world’s foremost authority
on wasps is a bit confused.
“I don’t recognise any of these noises, and I’m the world’s foremost
authority on wasps! Can you play the next track please?”
The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track. After a
while, the world’s foremost authority on wasps is still confused.
“No, I still don’t recognise any of these wasps. Can you try the next
track?”
The assistant skips the needle on, and the world’s foremost authority on
wasps listens for a little while longer before shaking his head.
“It’s no good. I just don’t recognise any of these wasps”
The assistant peers at the label of the record and says “Oh, I’m terribly
sorry. I had it on the bee side.”

2 thoughts on “Lovely…

  1. Thank you thank you I’ll bee here all week!
    Buzz off.
    Don’t try to wax lyrical with me!
    I see you’re bumbling from one bad joke to the next.
    W.A.S.P.
    You didn’t get caught in the AFP sting operation?
    Honey, stop combing the net for swarms of bad jokes.
    Take pity on us poor drones.
    CJ

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