Five minutes before the most important party of my life and the house is destroyed by a giant sandwich…

Yeah, I’m on a “quote The Young Ones” kick again. You might as well get settled in and used to it.

While you’re settled in, you can also read my latest Bluescreen column at

Microsoft to open stylish “MS Store”: “Glass staircase replaced by Glass Ballmer, giving you the opportunity to stamp on Steve’s… oh never mind…”

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