Alex: Harriet, why are you in that basket?
Harriet: I’m not in a basket. Go away.
Alex: Harriet, you are in a basket. Why?
Harriet: I’m not, y’know. There must be something mentally wrong with you. For a start, you’re having a conversation with a cat…
Alex: In a basket.
Harriet: I am NOT in a basket.
Alex: Look at this. Do you still think you’re not in a basket?
And that was when I realised that my cat was a basket case…