I have a frog.
Welll, of a sort. He’s just a temporary Frog; this time next week he will be no more. He’s not even, as the subject line suggests, a European Fire-Bellied Toad — he’s just a Frog.
Being transitory is, however, no excuse for being The Frog With No Name. In order to avoid this terrible fate, I think he needs one — any suggestions?
No, Kermit’s already taken…