Apparently, words about a tree branch aren’t enough. Well, never let it be said — leaving aside the fact that I’m a word monkey, not a picture monkey — that I let my beloved audience down:

Pow. Right through the tile, through the sarking and through the plasterboard.

2am Saturday Morning: About 10 inches of wood (keep your jokes to yourself) invade my bedroom.

10am Saturday Morning: But more comes through later…
(note also the Atari 2600 box in the background. I have style.. of a nerd sort.)