Hey, I notice you're using an AdBlocking plugin of some sort. Smart move -- there's a lot of sites with very questionable ads on them out there!
But mine shouldn't be one of them, and it's just a one-man show. Could you kindly whitelist the site so I can afford to keep it going?
I can hear your evil laugh from here…
You need one of those shrinking gadgets that the Master had.
A tissue compression eliminator?
A nerd? Moi?
That would be the one. It’s been a while.
Professional Nerd would be more appropriate, I believe.
I’ll see you that and raise you http://community.livejournal.com/crafty_tardis.
Now where did I put my wool?
Cake has no USB ports. How am I meant to power my TCE with that?
If you can extrapolate the entire universe from one small piece of fairy cake, then you should have no problems with running a TCE off said tardis cake.
Ah, but my ego had no problem with my position in the universe. Therefore, I ate the fairy cake. Which gave me energy, but not the TCE. Perhaps some kind of blacmange-powered TCE is in order…