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Alex Kidman is a multi-award winning Australian technology writer, former editor at Gizmodo, CNET, GameSpot, ZDNet, PC Mag, APC, Finder and as a contributor to the ABC, SMH, AFR, Courier Mail, GadgetGuy, PC & Tech Authority, Atomic and many more. He's been writing professionally since 1998, and his passions include technology, social issues, education, retro gaming and professional wrestling.
I can hear your evil laugh from here…
You need one of those shrinking gadgets that the Master had.
A tissue compression eliminator?
A nerd? Moi?
That would be the one. It’s been a while.
Professional Nerd would be more appropriate, I believe.
I’ll see you that and raise you http://community.livejournal.com/crafty_tardis.
Now where did I put my wool?
Cake has no USB ports. How am I meant to power my TCE with that?
If you can extrapolate the entire universe from one small piece of fairy cake, then you should have no problems with running a TCE off said tardis cake.
Ah, but my ego had no problem with my position in the universe. Therefore, I ate the fairy cake. Which gave me energy, but not the TCE. Perhaps some kind of blacmange-powered TCE is in order…