From time to time, I like to flex my creative writing muscles. Although in this case… not all that hard.
“Good morning everyone. Before we start, just to get it out of the way…
Yes, no, no, it was a drunk bet, it IS raising money for charity wearing it this way, and it’s much warmer than you might think. Also, no amount of money is going to make me take it off.
Now, to address the panel, Dr Kawazaga, I believe you have some opening remarks on fiscal policy you’d like to make?”
Hey, I did say it was going to be very short. If you’d like more, my collection of short stories (all of which are WAY longer than this one), Fifty-Two is still available to purchase as an e-book. So there you go.