Dangit, the TV just exploded. Anyone got a cheap (and good) LCD panel they’d like to send my way?
(Yes, I know, as an experienced consumer IT journo, technically I should know the answer to that question (in most civilised cases, it’s “No, you bloody scrounger”), but this is THE INTERNET, and stupid begging appeals often work. See MillionDollarHomepage, or SaveToby for examples).