(note: You’ll have to scroll to the bottom of the Delta page for the latest entries. It almost feels to me like there could be a book in this.)
Well, actually, it seems to be a sole, angry Delta fan, who has declared “war” on me. Frankly, I wouldn’t have bothered approving her comments (I’m guessing it’s a her — there aren’t that many blokes around called “Lyn”) — call me crazy, but I’m not fond of being called “scum” for some reason — but they’re in stark relief to the boring and never-ending Chinese WoW Gold Farmer spams which have been popping up lately.
The clone tells me that he still gets email from people either defending Dannii Minogue, attacking Dannii Minogue, or simply asking if he is, in fact, Dannii Minogue, many years after he gave up chronicling the adventures of Mighty Morphin’ Dannii Minogue. With that in mind, I’d just like to go on the record to state that I am not, and never have been, Delta Goodrem.
Because clearly, I’m Craig McLachlan.
This is, of course, a lie. Because any idiot could plainly see that I am, in fact, the Blakeney twins.
I should probably stop this, before the joke runs thin.