I don’t need your clothes, your boots or your motorcycle. Just your donations…

I’m obviously either unhinged again, or just very tired. More likely the latter. No new donation heroes today doesn’t help improve my mood, obviously. And I’m not saying that I definitively am a liquid metal terminator. Then again, that’s just the kind of deception that a T-1000 would engage in…
The only real way to be safe would clearly be to donate, and quickly, via this link. I’m pretty sure I’ve been programmed to be merciful to those who donate…