The Mo’. The 24″ pythons. The millions upon millions of adoring fans. The hairline. It all makes sense.  I just realised exactly whose Mo’ I’m actually growing this year…

That skin tone’s a bit of a worry as well. Clearly I should tan my head more. Except that tanning is bad for skin, so perhaps I need less tanned abs. Still, watchu gonna do when Alexmania runs wild on you? Donate, of course!
Which is as good a segue as any into today’s running total….

$615!

This needs rectifying. This needs your donations, and fast.