Movember, Day 17: Mo'ney Money

This might just be the most valuable resource on the planet today…

Look at that Mo’. It’s somewhat red, and indistinct in certain lighting situations, as I’ve shown quite recently. It’s also, by weight, worth more than many precious metals. I mean, it must only weigh a gram or so, and already donations are such that’s it’s more than ten times more valuable than a gram of gold!
That’s fantastic!
But of course, it’s never enough. A rare and precious commodity like my Mo’ deserves to have its value increased exponentially, especially in these uncertain economic times. And that’s where you come in, dear reader. Because by sponsoring my Mo’, we can turn it into the second-most valuable thing on the planet*. All you have to do is sign up for sponsorship duties!
Just click this link:
and donate online using your credit card or PayPal account, or
Write a cheque payable to ‘Movember Foundation’, referencing my Registration Number 1475081 and mail it to:
Movember Foundation
PO Box 292
Prahran VIC 3181

Those who see me in person are welcome to throw money my way.
Remember, all donations over $2 are tax deductible.
* After freeze-dried Smurf Hearts. Ever tried to buy a kilo of freshly culled Smurf Hearts? It’s an expensive proposition, let me tell you. Just finding someone willing to farm them, and an abattoir equipped for culling and preparation alone is enough to drive you mad…

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