So, what did I do with my weekend?
Well, in no particular order, I:

• Spent about sixteen hours in bed with a killer head cold
• Gave my back lawn a haircut. It would have been a mow, but the lawnmower is dead, so I used the whippersnipper instead. I now have a punk lawn.
• Made a room of about 200 assorted journalists laugh. Although they were laughing at my sex life. Is that a bad thing?
• Spent several hours in the company of an old school friend, his wife and their four month old son. Babies are, in a word, cool. Even when they’re bubbling drool on you. Take my word for it.

So, what did you get up to?