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My wife is a very clever woman…

Today’s been a tough day for everyone’s favourite freelancer*; I’ve been tired and grumpy and unable to write, no matter how long I’ve stared at…

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My mood today

Is summed up by this. Well, it’s not in fact that bad. Yet.

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DIY Press Release

This landed in my inbox just now, and it made me laugh out loud, purely due to its overwhelmingly generic nature. Names have been substituted…

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A used pink bathrobe…

CNET.com.au has just put up a duo of my reviews: Creative Fatal1ty Professional Series Gaming Headset: “The next thing you’ll notice when you extricate it…

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To sleep, perchance to…. zzzz…

No witty quips today; too tired. CNET and 3DAvenue have the following: Maxon Ethermax: “There aren’t many broadband solutions that work as simply and transparently…

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Jim was just a dirt eating, chewy length of worm flesh…

“If Earthworm Jim doesn’t hand over the suit in the next twenty minutes, you will suffer a fate worse than death! Such as? Oh, I…

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Surf and sand and psuedo goths

It’s nice to take a break every once in a while, and that’s exactly what we’ve done this weekend, abandoning the big city smog (that…

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As Stevie Ray used to say, it's on like Donkey Kong…

CNET.com.au has a review of mine up, and has had for several days now. Missing stuff like this is what happens when you get busy…

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The paper in the printer goes zip, zip zip…

I feel old. You’re only as old as the woman you feel, so they say (which actually makes me older than I am), but the…

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Could it be.. Mack the knife?

“The original Little Ted disappeared in 1973. He was last seen with a staging assistant who left for Hong Kong shortly afterwards. Little Ted never…

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