My only problem with this is working out which of the Doctors would actually front up a 70s/80s hard rock band.
I mean, my head wants to say that Christopher Eccleston is the obvious “hard man” choice… but he doesn’t have the luxurious locks required, really.
I can’t see Hartnell or Troughton as hard rockers, and while Pertwee has the long shanks, he’s equally a bit refined.
Tom Baker maybe for a wacky 70s novelty band. Peter Davison’s clearly a New Romantic, as as are Tennant and Smith. Colin Baker… maybe. McCoy’s a bit more classical. I guess that means that it’s McGann. At least he does have (or had) the hair for it.