What does Godzilla do once the battle is over?

Godzilla having some private time. We probably shouldn't be watching. You should feel ashamed.

Because we all needed to see Godzilla on the toilet, right?

I love that this exists (although I wonder if Toho’s remarkably spiky lawyers might not step in, at least over the music rights), but it does raise some significant questions.

Why doesn’t Godzilla have a Japanese-style toilet with inbuilt bidet to wash his sensitive lizard parts? Wouldn’t a traditional Japanese lizard like Godzilla most likely sleep on a Tatami mat? And how does he pay the rent?

(hat tip to Geekologie for this one)

Author: Alex

Alex Kidman is a multi-award winning Australian technology writer, former editor at Gizmodo, CNET, GameSpot, ZDNet, PC Mag, APC, Finder and as a contributor to the ABC, SMH, AFR, Courier Mail, GadgetGuy, PC & Tech Authority, Atomic and many more. He's been writing professionally since 1998, and his passions include technology, social issues, education, retro gaming and professional wrestling.

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