Asterix vs Mario! Alex vs An Obscene Tangle Of Cables! Obelix vs… a really ancient midget?
Would I still buy that for a dollar?
Car, meet wall. Wall, meet Car. Car, you may explode into pointy polygons any time you like.
No, not the rubbish Xbox 360 one. Time to go hog-wild, old-school style.
War! (huh!) What is it good for?
Or, not so much one ten minute game review as ten one minute game reviews!
We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life…
Two for the price of one, as it were.
A Review 65 Million Years (and ten minutes) in the making. No? Too corny?