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DIY Press Release

This landed in my inbox just now, and it made me laugh out loud, purely due to its overwhelmingly generic nature. Names have been substituted…

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Could it be.. Mack the knife?

“The original Little Ted disappeared in 1973. He was last seen with a staging assistant who left for Hong Kong shortly afterwards. Little Ted never…

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Wacky web stats moment…

As an ex-Web editor — and frequent contributor to various commercial Web sites — I’m probably more interested in Web stats than the average person….

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Got a call from an old friend…

Well, it was an email, but anyway. It’s curious how tales of dragging drunken relatives, Google searches for Pizza and coincidental meetings with old friends…

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Alexkidman.com unveils bold new marketing strategy

Sydney, NSW: At a suitably glitzy venue*, Alex Kidman, chief proprietor of Alex Kidman and all associated bodies and commercial entities, unveiled a bold new…

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Thieves in the temple…

There’s something demented, childish, stupid and yet brilliant about this. Oh well. Back to staring at the wall.

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Lovely…

The world’s foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees a LP record in the window of a charity shop: “Wasp…

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I like coffee. I like beer.

I most assuredly don’t like the idea of this: Coffee-beer A drink somewhere between coffee and beer could soon be on the menu. Nestec, part…

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Magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.

I studied Latin in my first year at University. Well, perhaps “studied” is the wrong word. I was there for most of the classes, that…

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I often wondered what the end of civilisation would look like…

Apparently it’s going to look something like this. Can I just say aargh now and be done with it?

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