Category: Humour

Alexkidman.com unveils bold new marketing strategy

Sydney, NSW: At a suitably glitzy venue*, Alex Kidman, chief proprietor of Alex Kidman and all associated bodies and commercial entities, unveiled a bold new 21st century marketing campaign designed to promote the freelance activities of Alex Kidman through the mediums of print, billboard, zeppelin and randomly marked wild ocelots. Speaking exclusively to alexkidman.com, marketing […]

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Lovely…

The world’s foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees a LP record in the window of a charity shop: “Wasp noises from around the world”. Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it. “Certainly,” says the shop assistant and pops it onto his turntable. […]

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Ouch

This is not one of mine. I wish it was, though. This bloke goes to the doctor and says, “Can you take a look at this little thing on my neck?” So the doctor looks and there’s what looks like a small treeshaped thing. He says to the man, “nothing to worry about, come back […]

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