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The Full Monty: Episode Three: Another Brick In The Wall

Also another brick in Monty’s poor, aching cranium. Monty delves further into the depths. Or would do, were it not for all the things trying…

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The Full Monty: Episode Two: Monty In The Mines

Our intrepid talpidae makes his entry to the underground lair. But will my sanity survive?

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The Full Monty: Episode One. I Haz A Bukkit.

Can I be beaten by a thirty year old platform game? Not likely! (also featuring moles, miners, squirrels, vivisection, bukkits and more)  

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You Start Me Up

At last — something that I’m pretty confident that I’d be better at than Mick Jagger: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUBkkPAa4HQ&feature=player_embedded[/youtube] In fact, I’ll go one better than that….

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How to become a world champion (the easy way)

Conventional wisdom says that World Champions are men and women of grit. Words like “perseverance” and “determination” get bandied about. Newspaper articles talk about the…

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Ten Minute Game Review: Pitfall!

Wow. It’s been a long while since I wrote one of these. I think I’ll celebrate the twentieth entry with double goodness, in the form…

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Have I got a bargain for you… returns!

The most expensive game I own lies within. Dare you enter?

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How hard can it be to write instructions for a headset?

Further adventures in very strange translations await…

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Have I got a bargain for you….

Astonishingly, the cheapest and most expensive games I’ve ever owned — and I’ve owned a lot of games — both arrived at my home within…

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Mental note: Don't wear white shorts on a dark stage…

A couple of weekends ago, the Powerhouse museum held an ’80s themed retro gaming weekend. I went along as part of a Byteside panel discussion…

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