Another day, and another example of my reviewing prowess at CNET.com.au: Dazzle DVD Recorder DVC 100: “Got old home movies gathering dust and mould? The DVC-100 offers a stress-free way to archive them to DVD for posterity…”
Everybody's talking about Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism… Read More »
So, last night, we were cooking up some roast potatoes in the oven. Not that we were cooking already roasted potatoes — they were raw when they went in — but anyway… I’m confusing myself now. I’ll start again. Roast Potatoes. They were in the oven, y’know. And some beef. And my beautiful wife opened
Well, actually, it’s more like a head full of infected sinuses. But that wouldn’t make such a good song lyric. So while I sit here mildly amusing myself with Wired’s Questionable Wikipedia Edits Blog (found via WikiScanner), why not check out two reviews written in a less diseased state but live today at CNET.com.au? Pinnacle
I got a mind full of good intentions, and a mouth full of raisinets … Read More »
Exclusive! World First! Insert lots of exclamation marks here!!!!!! Well, exclusive in that nobody else in their right mind has actually bothered. At all. There are, at the time of writing, no other reviews of this game ANYWHERE. Read within to find out why…
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(yes, I’m borrowing other people’s jokes today. Other people’s Mr T. Jokes, to be precise) Gadgetguy.com.au has a bunch of my recent scribblings published today, mostly to do with GPS. I’ve got no excuse for constantly getting lost just going down my own stairs, really… Mio Digiwalker C520: “The most striking thing about the C520
It’s positively criminal that the seminal “Be Somebody (Or Be Somebody’s Fool)” isn’t available on iTunes. Stuff the Beatles — where’s the love for Mr T? Still, while we all wait and weep, we can console ourselves that technology magazines are still widely available. Such as (hey! A not-subtle-in-the-least segue! Who woulda thunk it?) the
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A little tip for prospective parents out there. If you’ve got a nappy-bound child who’s not been, shall we say producing for a day or two (for reasons I won’t go into here), it might be wise to invest in a canary, a gas mask and a plentiful supply of fire before attempting to remove
Argh! My Eyes! My Nose! My… BLEEEARGH… Read More »
Another Monday, another review up at CNET.com.au: Blackberry Curve 8300: “The place — a dark bar, somewhere in Waterloo, Ontario. A somewhat dejected BlackBerry Pearl downs its fifth drink (a BlackBerry Schnapps, naturally) and glances across the bar. A chubby BlackBerry 8800 starts giving it the eye. It too was intended to be a consumer
They call me Mungo. Mungo The Evasive… Read More »
See if you can work out everything that’s happened this weekend, based on the following quotes: “James, don’t do that.” “This is SPARTAAA!” “You killed her because she had an annoying laugh?” “Great. Now my arms smell like Oranges.” “Zoe, don’t do that.” “James, I really meant don’t do that when I said don’t do
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BTqewUSVLo[/youtube] Or possibly not. But, really, it’s got everything a low grade horror flick needs, plus Luchadores. What’s not to love?
This may just possibly be the finest B-Grade horror flick ever made… Read More »