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The fear I see when I look in your eyes makes you believe I'm one of a kind…

Ah, if only I had educated feet. Virtually nobody will get that, but that’s OK. Now, when most people look under their office desk, they…

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Way back when I was just a little bitty boy…

Ah, Albequerque — perhaps the Weird Al song I’ve used most for subject lines. Being over ten minutes long doesn’t hurt any in terms of…

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The answers, my friend, are in the back of the book…

(as sung to the tune of “Blowin’ In The Wind”) Ah, when I was but a spritely* seventeen year old, that was the height of…

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Hard to get, impossible to hold…

Ouch. It feels right now like my whole week’s been nothing but a long, painful journey to this: In the meantime, I also somehow managed…

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It's time to tour the planets that make up our solar system. C'mon!

Ah, Yakko. Wise beyond your years. It’s been a weird and highly frustrating week, spent largely (and fruitlessly) trying to set down a path in…

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And I think it's gonna be a long long time…

In-between the incredibly frustrating adventures in finally trying to put in a front path (*subliminal message: Don’t use Amber Tiles*) this week, I’ve also flung…

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Warning: Alarming content ahead

Don’t say I didn’t warn you…

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All I want is to cry with you…

Well, actually, my list of demands is just a tad longer than that. Although I’m not exactly unhappy that the man who wrote that lyric…

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The song's a year long and had been playing for months…

One of my favourite Prince songs (and one that, outside of the Prince fan community, nobody’s ever heard of) provides today’s lyrical subject line. Meanwhile,…

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Where did I put my floppy shoes?

I got a package yesterday addressed to “Alex Kidman Clown School, Inc.” It’s nice to see my editors taking me seriously, for a change…. Back…

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