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Well, he was wearing a scuba-diving outfit, and had a pronounced French accent. I think he may have been a Frogman.

It’s all in the delivery. Speaking of delivery, if you’ve got a small fortune to cover the delivery charges, and an unhealthy interest in id…

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Men can't have opinions about fabric.

But I can have opinions on technology. Lots of them, as it happens, like this one at CNET.com.au: Fujitsu Lifebook L1010: “They’re certainly a colourful…

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Grunka lunka dunkity-gredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient!

Blame my daughter’s current Charlie And The Chocolate Factory obsession… An opinion piece at Hydrapinion today is my contribution to the publishing world: Smartphone or…

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I hate bees.

I got stung by a bee yesterday, as it flew into my sandal and got squished underfoot — but critically, not squished quickly enough to…

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Ten Minute Game Review: Super Star Wars

We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life…

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Before you get started, I have something to say…

Bonus points for the person who identifies the song that quote is from… Back in the slightly more serious world of my writing work, there’s…

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But what about my legs, Steve? She's bound to count them eventually!

2008 has been an unusual year for me, professionally speaking. I’ve gone from being one half of an income to attempting to cover an entire…

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Ten Minute Game Review: Super Wrestlemania (SNES) and WWF Royal Rumble (SNES)

Two for the price of one, as it were.

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OK, now make it shut up…

Another day, another couple of articles up online. First Look: Blackberry Storm compared with iPhone 3G: “We’ve unpacked a Blackberry Storm and given it a…

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"Isn't that your Herpes Heel?"

A genuine quote I heard today in a press conference. To be brutally honest, I don’t want to even think about the person in question…

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